I love when
you get a call while still asleep and instead of letting it go to voicemail so you can take a second to wake up and then call the person back, you answer it anyways. I love trying to sound as awake as possible and denying that they woke you up.
7 SIMPLE THINGS UNIVERSITY OF HARTFORD COULD DO TO VASTLY IMPROVE
1. HIRE 1 TO 2 MORE ENGLISH SPEAKING MAIL ROOM ATTENDANTS.
2. START MEALS FOR KONOVER AT 9pm, AND BEGIN MAKING SANDWICHES AT 8:55pm.
3. INSTALL 30 OR SO OUTLETS IN THE LIBRARY.
4. USE THE TEXT MESSAGE ALERT SYSTEM TO TELL STUDENTS TO MOVE THEIR CARS WHEN FLOODING HAPPENS.
5. ACCEPT COUPONS AT THE MARKET.
6. DURING FINALS WEEK, DON’T CLOSE ALL THE FOOD OPTIONS WHILE PEOPLE ARE STILL ON CAMPUS.
7. DINNING DOLLARS ROLL OVER TO NEXT SEMESTER.
NEW GAME MY PARTNER AND I JUST CAME UP WITH
Strip Hipstering
- Two laptops are set up back to back
- Players take turns playing songs
- If the other person can name the artist, they play a song.
- If they can’t, they must first lose an article of clothing
- Repeat until one or both players are naked
Yay!
This is phenomenal.
Mmm I’m giggling like Jon Zonenshine in the presence of jazz.
I’m reblogging this for two reasons. One, Etta is brilliant. Two, BETH’S CAPTION BAHAHAHAHA so accurate.
BONNAROO WHERE ARE YOU?
this is just to say…
(Source: legentis)
Catching up
takes too little time these days.
